i’m on tumblr now, everyone celebrate! oh look: it’s a freakin widget! this will get me all the ladies, and also Alan Rickman. rm_f1st('5','220','true','false','000000','1qx0tgbraqb','true','ff0000'); people whose faces i’ve touched Tumblr (3.0; @mrmajenta)http://mrmajenta.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a6fd1676066e28ed6e374a45d53269c5/tumblr_mk1r7mwxGV1qg0cqeo1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f11d749035ff750efdbf145291acad31/tumblr_mk1r7mwxGV1qg0cqeo2_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0bced9c1da9376db1fc3eaba771cbdbf/tumblr_mk1r7mwxGV1qg0cqeo3_400.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://mrmajenta.tumblr.com/post/47727197132http://mrmajenta.tumblr.com/post/47727197132Thu, 11 Apr 2013 16:30:28 -0500Eddy Izzard<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e2ff1213ab9b17f2a9b0445677513619/tumblr_mjk30kVMUv1rjcfxro1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thefrogman.me/post/46353591937/video" target="_blank">thefrogman</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>[<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccXxiJgs7CA" target="_blank">video</a>]</p> </blockquote> <p>it’s like he’s demonstrating how completely capable that cat is of murdering him, while giving it a reason to do so.</p>http://mrmajenta.tumblr.com/post/47646396204http://mrmajenta.tumblr.com/post/47646396204Wed, 10 Apr 2013 16:30:39 -0500priorities<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/81ec706d38218f4afeac9c4755f36131/tumblr_mk90un4hll1rnu8ooo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>so this pretty much sums up the comments i get on every assignment in my drawing class, excluding the two drawings that i just kinda phoned in. those i got Adoublepluss on.</p> <p>that being said i usually finish a drawing in about an hour unless it’s colored.</p> <p>at least my writing TA thinks i’m awesome.</p>http://mrmajenta.tumblr.com/post/47565258268http://mrmajenta.tumblr.com/post/47565258268Tue, 09 Apr 2013 16:30:46 -0500shameless self promotioncreative process?<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1d42f36241255c130a107c0101dc4d2b/tumblr_mk7e4rSXjC1r5wduoo1_r1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://slugboxcreatureart.tumblr.com/post/46235319530/for-your-truth" target="_blank">slugboxcreatureart</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em><strong>For your truth!</strong></em></p> </blockquote>http://mrmajenta.tumblr.com/post/47483155919http://mrmajenta.tumblr.com/post/47483155919Mon, 08 Apr 2013 16:30:36 -0500persona<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/139428dac86d575c7c2b13ac57d60b04/tumblr_mk8eyobnBs1qz5q5lo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cracked.tumblr.com/post/46271446828/easter-is-coming" target="_blank">cracked</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Easter is coming…</p> </blockquote> <p>JESUS…</p> <p>will rise</p>http://mrmajenta.tumblr.com/post/47400190829http://mrmajenta.tumblr.com/post/47400190829Sun, 07 Apr 2013 16:30:50 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/681964c786cdf6a1a017b94c104805b5/tumblr_mk84rwMR1J1qadtkqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://chazzthejazz.tumblr.com/post/46297478701/stanyann-sir-christopher-lee-ok-i-know" target="_blank">chazzthejazz</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://stanyann.tumblr.com/post/46256563594/sir-christopher-lee" target="_blank">stanyann</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Sir Christopher Lee.</p> </blockquote> <p>Ok, I know understand the concept of a “Man Crush.”</p> </blockquote> <p>just so you don’t have to look it up, here’s <a href="http://youtu.be/cvKRbi2ovDY" target="_blank">christopher lee singing</a> (it gets metal around 1:50</p>http://mrmajenta.tumblr.com/post/47307193587http://mrmajenta.tumblr.com/post/47307193587Sat, 06 Apr 2013 16:30:35 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/52d856b1b44be19a6c42e33b8d232cb5/tumblr_mk8mvqHkXq1r9ibuko1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/cb9b9526383820f799984026e7314c65/tumblr_mk8mvqHkXq1r9ibuko2_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5096cdec58c7eed098d06e17b92b2ee5/tumblr_mk8mvqHkXq1r9ibuko3_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ab15e657f6c2192809f4e4679912c596/tumblr_mk8mvqHkXq1r9ibuko4_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/864433cbe50c94621641d6e7b3e64d40/tumblr_mk8mvqHkXq1r9ibuko5_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p>i’m sorry what?</p>http://mrmajenta.tumblr.com/post/47219234300http://mrmajenta.tumblr.com/post/47219234300Fri, 05 Apr 2013 16:30:36 -0500counterstrike<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c0d9a490708caabcae0cd4e3cbffe754/tumblr_mh3mtmBHom1s1np6uo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/689baea3131f95e38519741689e164f3/tumblr_mh3mtmBHom1s1np6uo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/174d9912ba2084bddb30334a1a2a9724/tumblr_mh3mtmBHom1s1np6uo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e9a0cc2e8fe57a7b443cd863dc7622cd/tumblr_mh3mtmBHom1s1np6uo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d51e8d7e469535f715184edd7ae08bb0/tumblr_mh3mtmBHom1s1np6uo5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9741c5d715f9597d28edbd1c20531e2c/tumblr_mh3mtmBHom1s1np6uo6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bb2ba7eb6684f0afaf0b2312ac6d222c/tumblr_mh3mtmBHom1s1np6uo7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/504ff51f7fbafb73f82d45957def98ab/tumblr_mh3mtmBHom1s1np6uo8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/badcd9b54aef7b8f0ea639a7949f578a/tumblr_mh3mtmBHom1s1np6uo9_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f6a62783646a6ec1b96507c8d249ea6b/tumblr_mh3mtmBHom1s1np6uo10_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://immabard.tumblr.com/post/41844087369" target="_blank">immabard</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/58ddcb57fcfda346129a1324351e6391/tumblr_inline_mhgv50nO3K1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> </blockquote>http://mrmajenta.tumblr.com/post/47135206445http://mrmajenta.tumblr.com/post/47135206445Thu, 04 Apr 2013 16:30:46 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbf2daigFH1rckw3lo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://mrmajenta.tumblr.com/post/47050519289http://mrmajenta.tumblr.com/post/47050519289Wed, 03 Apr 2013 16:30:27 -0500i live in a pineapple under the seagoddammit internet<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ebe561bdbd212ee2800f58831e2dcc25/tumblr_mfrkjvO3691r9nupyo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1eafc93ea576538772988cc12b51f178/tumblr_mfrkjvO3691r9nupyo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d1b69068dad9088696d313d56dcc9498/tumblr_mfrkjvO3691r9nupyo5_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/52b3886895870b9e22a718197ddd7417/tumblr_mfrkjvO3691r9nupyo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4bb93e8c4900adc56221c403e2a8aab1/tumblr_mfrkjvO3691r9nupyo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><img alt="" src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2961415c6f125ff0c0b28154f2040981/tumblr_mg009gsWJp1qacnzvo1_500.gif"/></p> <p>what?</p>http://mrmajenta.tumblr.com/post/46964611765http://mrmajenta.tumblr.com/post/46964611765Tue, 02 Apr 2013 16:30:38 -0500what.Stock Reactions<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d03ccce46bb02adc5437ff0ff248ba45/tumblr_mjz6qhdfHJ1qewacoo1_r1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com/post/45854241578/via" target="_blank">tastefullyoffensive</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>[<a href="http://graphjam.com" target="_blank">via</a>]</p> </blockquote>http://mrmajenta.tumblr.com/post/46878853367http://mrmajenta.tumblr.com/post/46878853367Mon, 01 Apr 2013 16:30:43 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cb32cc6c1511217bb14ba2148bdae29a/tumblr_mjqnd202ox1qhi2a2o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/54e168be919d183940935d1404e6c5c8/tumblr_mjqnd202ox1qhi2a2o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/850997b83587ce1ac390c4e60f8a15bc/tumblr_mjqnd202ox1qhi2a2o3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1098338dcc636ebb101417fce8a5b170/tumblr_mjqnd202ox1qhi2a2o4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rokom.tumblr.com/post/45798710398/gunther-what-are-you-doing-in-the-microwave-that" target="_blank">rokom</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Gunther, what are you doing in the microwave? That isn’t where penguins belong.</p> </blockquote> <p>*shake shake shake toss* PENGUIN!</p>http://mrmajenta.tumblr.com/post/46789865104http://mrmajenta.tumblr.com/post/46789865104Sun, 31 Mar 2013 16:30:35 -0500Why'd I<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6ef278f443deaec83a5219bbc2d5c31c/tumblr_mjczwoP1571rmfaevo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3d999f9642125b4d609c7e200654e43c/tumblr_mjczwoP1571rmfaevo2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0810e9733805064186398bc972da39c9/tumblr_mjczwoP1571rmfaevo3_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/dccb30c3fd85479b84844abeca529a86/tumblr_mjczwoP1571rmfaevo4_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5f39494c4ad15293ead880a50ec0d8ea/tumblr_mjczwoP1571rmfaevo5_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1b4f04b9c244bfced7c2d28838c51ad6/tumblr_mjczwoP1571rmfaevo6_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/794566dfb5773f8799d7d05aa2ee7f1a/tumblr_mjczwoP1571rmfaevo7_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/742bb1a076f4f564315313024ff3c0a0/tumblr_mjczwoP1571rmfaevo8_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e38c9f8b4570218d546f11e95e117bb9/tumblr_mjczwoP1571rmfaevo9_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5f5c6d82796ff6ea8d749b9e1299bad7/tumblr_mjczwoP1571rmfaevo10_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://themarysue.tumblr.com/post/45113834556/shes-programmed-with-the-most-tragic-back-story" target="_blank">themarysue</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <div><strong><em>She’s programmed with the most tragic back-story ever.</em></strong> <p><strong><em>The one day, she didn’t do a perimeter check…</em></strong></p> <p><strong><em>Her wedding day.</em></strong></p> </div> </blockquote> <p>Reblogging for wedding dresses and chain guns. </p> </blockquote> <p>one dynamite gal</p>http://mrmajenta.tumblr.com/post/46701777192http://mrmajenta.tumblr.com/post/46701777192Sat, 30 Mar 2013 16:30:29 -0500Sergeant Calhounwreck it ralph<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/847e2a801402bfafd2e216f989801a15/tumblr_mjm2dvjqcG1s5lg4ho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://wanafrick.tumblr.com/post/45733586001/stop-scrolling-do-you-see-this-peeps" target="_blank">wanafrick</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>STOP SCROLLING.</p> <p>Do you see this?</p> <p>Peeps Marshmallow Chicks do not accurately represent a real chick in any way.</p> <p>They are shorter, they are unnaturally yellow, they have little dots for eyes.</p> <p>If Peeps were actual real chicks, they would have serious health complications because they are made of sugar and gelatin.</p> <p>Above all that, if a Peep chick wanted to walk, it could not. It would nosedive, because it has no legs or arms or actually any moving ligaments whatsoever.</p> <p>I hope I inspired chicks everywhere with this message.</p> <p>Remember, when you look in the mirror, it’s not you who’s ugly.</p> <p>It’s society that’s ugly.</p> </blockquote> <p>sometimes i don’t think even tumblr knows if tumblr is being serious</p>http://mrmajenta.tumblr.com/post/46623572624http://mrmajenta.tumblr.com/post/46623572624Fri, 29 Mar 2013 16:30:32 -0500can't talk -tumblng<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/29b16e6a80c1f7760995da4423561636/tumblr_mjt4t7fgNM1rhrzbzo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a5cd61794ef42fe08d157a77cbc134dd/tumblr_mjt4t7fgNM1rhrzbzo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1fbde5a0f4531804cf417472c87a1926/tumblr_mjt4t7fgNM1rhrzbzo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/bfef41d7b635e62d1377726089a8c95a/tumblr_mjt4t7fgNM1rhrzbzo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sufliso.tumblr.com/post/45615513504" target="_blank">sufliso</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://snake-lovers.tumblr.com/post/45582623341/cerastes-vipera" target="_blank">snake-lovers</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em>Cerastes vipera</em></p> </blockquote> <p>goodbye</p> </blockquote> <p>i instinctively find anything that wiggles adorable</p>http://mrmajenta.tumblr.com/post/46534529353http://mrmajenta.tumblr.com/post/46534529353Thu, 28 Mar 2013 16:30:38 -0500kawaii<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/QKnrYH9PA7k?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/>http://mrmajenta.tumblr.com/post/46448725407http://mrmajenta.tumblr.com/post/46448725407Wed, 27 Mar 2013 16:30:29 -0500<p>i just realized that Bane sounds like Jareth with a breathing mask on</p> <p>he&#8217;s basically like Jareth, but with convicts instead of a goblin army.</p> <p>Bane: in nine hours and twenty three minutes, you&#8217;ll explode!</p>http://mrmajenta.tumblr.com/post/46434642514http://mrmajenta.tumblr.com/post/46434642514Wed, 27 Mar 2013 13:21:00 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e4a5fda99db7d2be512c3d95bedb6bba/tumblr_mjx0yqBPOh1r23ielo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://coelasquid.tumblr.com/post/46152699106/roguesquirrel-sparklegenocide-busket" target="_blank">coelasquid</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://roguesquirrel.tumblr.com/post/46059588839/sparklegenocide-busket-sassshanatalie" target="_blank">roguesquirrel</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sparklegenocide.tumblr.com/post/46059506489/busket-sassshanatalie-this-is-fucking" target="_blank">sparklegenocide</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://busket.tumblr.com/post/46056998360/sassshanatalie-this-is-fucking-awesome-great" target="_blank">busket</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sassshanatalie.tumblr.com/post/45760593983/this-is-fucking-awesome-great-idea" target="_blank">sassshanatalie</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div> <p>this is fucking awesome. great idea.</p> </div> </blockquote> <p>one of them is hot sauce</p> </div> </blockquote> <p>One of them should be soy sauce.</p> </div> </blockquote> <p><img alt="" class="image_thumbnail enlarged" height="211" id="thumbnail_photo_43572008396" src="http://media.tumblr.com/b0f0bc3a655369a2f1ff260d7558f798/tumblr_mij2vxpTwt1r4i35ho1_500.gif" width="500"/></p> </blockquote> <p>Shot roulette as I know it, five shot glasses are full of vodka and one is white vinegar.</p> </blockquote> <p>and the hope is to get the vinegar?</p>http://mrmajenta.tumblr.com/post/46364576462http://mrmajenta.tumblr.com/post/46364576462Tue, 26 Mar 2013 16:30:32 -0500because seriously; vodka; srsly<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://coelasquid.tumblr.com/post/46348330777/people-pick-really-weird-situations-to-make-fun-of" target="_blank">coelasquid</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>People pick really weird situations to make fun of my accent.</p> <p>Apparently pronouncing the “s” in “bison” like “bizon” is worth stopping the conversation and making a big scene out of. But no one ever bats an eye when I’m tired and drawly and telling people to fahrgeddaboadet.</p> </blockquote> <p>so when i was in the military, people made fun of my minnesotan accent, but usually only after finding out that i was minnesotan. since i was dealing with mostly southerners, they usually sounded something like &#8220;oh ah lughv y&#8217;all&#8217;s aexants.&#8221;</p> <p>the ironic part is that after two years i started sounding like a texan.</p>http://mrmajenta.tumblr.com/post/46348782827http://mrmajenta.tumblr.com/post/46348782827Tue, 26 Mar 2013 12:56:12 -0500shameless self promotionanecdotes because whateveraccentslinguistics<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1574d2179ab0d3c8334b14e8c33032f8/tumblr_mk1gchJl8U1s6fb10o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://heygofuckadog.tumblr.com/post/46144666160/witheringwriter-hoodrach-what-a-time-to-be" target="_blank">heygofuckadog</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://witheringwriter.tumblr.com/post/46127376792" target="_blank">witheringwriter</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hoodrach.tumblr.com/post/46126612298" target="_blank">hoodrach</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>what a time to be alive</p> </blockquote> <p>this is the future</p> </blockquote> <p>finally, real, live, applied teledildonics.</p> </blockquote> <p>what happens when you put one of them inside the other? would it cause a feedback loop? </p>http://mrmajenta.tumblr.com/post/46323332666http://mrmajenta.tumblr.com/post/46323332666Tue, 26 Mar 2013 02:19:32 -0500