this post isn’t about how to perform the flying mantis fist, it’s about how to fend off drunken assholes, thugs, and crackheads. hope you enjoy.
imma paraphrase this a bit and let you know that my number one piece of advice on fighting is: fucking don’t. i’ve learned a lot about it, and i can pretty much turn any blunt object into a piece of tangible pain, but even when in a friendly fight, it is easy to get injured, so when the other person is possibly trying to kill you, your odds of injury are excessive.